I flew threw space. I had been flying for a few hours and I think I had the hang of this whole voot thing.
"Computer, I need the closest and the safest planet right away, please." I commanded.
The computer made a bunch of beeping noises and the computer responded, "Destination-Earth."
I nodded and looked out the window, seeing a large planet that looked absolutely nothing like irk. "This is just temporary. I'll find a nice home in no time." I sighed to myself. The ship was getting closer and closer to the planet and suddenly I felt us dropping.
I pressed hard on the brakes, but the ship crashed hard into the ground, behind a large building. I opened the door and jumped out. "And now for a disguise..."
I looked through the options and finally found a decent one. Yellow smiley face t-shirt, jeans, converse, blue eyes, long, messy hair; no one would notice me. Perfect.
I put on the disguise. "Hm. I like it." I looked around.
"Now, computer," I mumbled, "Where can I learn about